Ariele University: My Thesis Project

Hello, and welcome to Ariele University. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s because I made it up. You can read all about it by clicking here. Long story short, I wanted more education in writing, publishing, and marketing, but I didn’t want to pay a bajillion dollars to a university to get it. So I invented my own Fake Master’s Degree program, and named my university after myself.

Since mid-2018, I have been reading books on writing, marketing, business, and publishing, as well as have a pretty solid selection of fiction in quite a few genres. I have also written essays, done writing exercises, and tried to blend the things I’m learning into my works in progress, my marketing, and my business plan. I also started a Discord server of writers, who, possibly unbeknownst to them, serve as my “classmates,” and engage in discussions on the aforementioned topics on a regular basis. I’ve also taken quite a few workshops, over the last few years, ranging from Joanna Penn’s courses, to the Crash Courses with Hank Green, to workshops at conferences and writing groups in the region where I live.

You can see my curriculum, conveniently organized into a Google spreadsheet, here.

Last year, I promoted myself to teaching assistant + grad student, and started preparing courses and books on writing and marketing, and I have been teaching in-person and digital workshops right along.

The only thing I was missing was … a thesis.

So today, I am going to introduce my thesis to you.

I considered a lot of things—creating a series of courses on writing, a podcast, an art project. But I wanted whatever my thesis was to incorporate as much of what I’ve learned over the past several years as possible. I needed to demonstrate what I’ve learned.

Hence, it quickly became clear that I needed to write a book as my thesis.

But the thing is, writing books is my full time job, so I needed it to be something slightly different than my typical monster book or fairy tale. It had to be something new, it had to challenge me in its themes and style, as well as in the production and marketing of the book.

So, please welcome my newest trilogy: Aria’s Song. (Disclaimer: it is not published yet, so I reserve the right to change absolutely anything about it, including the title and or series name.)

My thesis is this: write a new series in a new genre, do something new with the design and production of the books, and do something new with the marketing.

The trilogy is now fully drafted, has been beta read, and is in final edits. It is a fantasy series (so far I’ve only written sci-fi!), and to challenge myself with the design, I am developing a world map myself and doing the cover design for the series. I will, however, continue to hire my proofreader and book designer, to ensure the quality of the final product. To challenge myself on the distribution and marketing side of things, I have also decided to attempt what I’m referring to as a “Netflix-style series drop,” where all three of the books will be available for sale at the same time, and my goal is to have everything completed by summer of 2022.

Once the book is launched (and assuming I finish all my other assignments [note: I will]), I will consider myself graduated from Ariele University with a Fake Master’s Degree in Writing and Indie Publishing.

The series is set in a futuristic sci-fi world with androids, hovercars, and skyrises. Magic used to exist, but the final king (before they switched to democracy) instituted a purge of all magical people, and as a result, magic has long-since died out. Civil unrest ravages the world, the conflict between those whose ancestors could do magic and those who hate magic in all its forms.

The story follows a young woman named Lenna, whose entire life has been plagued by the sudden appearance of a mysterious train. For as long as she can remember, anytime something bad was about to happen to her, a mysterious train would swallow her up and drop her off somewhere else—somewhere safe. On one hand, this was good, as it served as a form of protection from anything significantly traumatic that could have happened to her. On the other hand, it makes it impossible for her to build a life with friends, a job, or any kind of stability whatsoever. And in fact, she finds it difficult to even think about the train, no matter how hard she tries, which makes it nearly impossible for her to sort out exactly what is happening to her.

She doesn’t know what the train is, why it comes, or what happened to her family. All she knows are three things: 1. She has to find her mother, 2. All computerized things die when they come too close to her, and 3. She should never speak of the train.

The story begins when the strangeness of her existence is about to be uncovered by a man hunting for an android murderer. She must decide whether to help him or to run from him, and discovers quite suddenly that there are dangers in this world that not even her train can protect her from forever.

So far, I have done three separate cover designs, though I have yet to decide which one I am going to use, or if I’m going to design a new one entirely. I am far from an expert in cover design, but I think these all turned out reasonably well, though with slightly different vibes. In addition, I keep reminding myself that I can always hire a designer to do a second design, if whatever I choose ends up selling poorly.

On the writing level, I have worked really hard on this series to weave in diverse characters, complex themes, and elegant language. I wrote it in first person, as well; normally, I stick to third person.

For example, here is a brief snippet of a scenic description from the third book in the series that I particularly like:

I let my eyes drift across the scene below. I loved how the different color greens of the trees blended together, with browns and greys mixed in, creating a multi-layered texture that coated the entire scene before us. Vibrant flashes of other colors peeked through too—a hill of bright-yellow flowers; a hedge of brilliant red-leafed trees; the bridal-white blooms of flowering bushes turning their faces toward the warm setting sun.

All the night creatures would start slinking out of their dens soon. And somewhere, not too deep in the woods, I heard the twitter of a bird, then the howl of a wolf. The hoot of an owl. The lonely aching cry of a loon. And then, the first peeper—and another and another and another—until all the frogs were harmonizing in their unmistakable, reliable clamor.

And underneath the sounds of the animals, I thought I heard something else: the wind, maybe, bending a branch that now rubbed against another branch; the trickle of water—a stream, flowing downhill to feed the roots of the trees and the plants, and to give the raccoons someplace to wash their hands... but no, it was something else, something deeper—a silky, delicate susurration; a feathery whisper; a gentle, rippling croon like a mother humming her child to sleep or the tranquil thrum of barely audible strings.

The last thing I will be doing is hiding secret messages in the manuscript. That probably sounds ridiculous, lol, but I wanted to challenge myself. And some readers love little secrets hidden inside their stories.

So there you have it. My thesis project.

I will share a couple more updates as I make progress, but stay tuned for the release of my new fantasy trilogy, Aria’s Song, and my graduation from Ariele University.

Happy New Year!

For Writers: List of Monster Parts

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Having just finished up drafting the 7th and final book in my Land of Szornyek series, I thought I would share one of the more useful tools I developed over the few years: a list of monster parts.

I had the idea when I was working on the last blog post about writing monsters. I often use random lists I find on the internet to help me ideate, and this list is one I developed over four years and seven books.

Coming up with monstrous features, especially when you have to create a lot of creatures, can be difficult. So here are a few categories of monster traits I made up, populated with examples of those traits. I’m no scientist, though, so if you want to get really far into the weeds, go look up classification systems for new species discoveries.

I also surfed images of deep-sea creatures, monster art people shared freely online, dinosaurs, aliens, microscopic bugs, weird plants, and classic monsters for ideas for monstery bits.

Once I developed the list, I sometimes used it like a grab bag puzzle: “Okay, let’s take some… tentacles, poison, and a flytrap mouth, then make it enormous!” And then I would ask myself: What does it eat? How does it defend itself? Is it aggressive? When does it attack? What can my characters do to piss it off?

And voila, monster!

(Okay, in real life, I put a lot more effort into it than that, lol, but often times started here and worked outwards .)

Without further ado, the list! And, to be super helpful, I included a gallery of monster sketches I’ve done over the past few years.

Monster Body Parts

  • Tentacles

  • Face tentacles

  • Too many tentacles

  • Claws

  • Big teeth

  • Too many teeth

  • Multiple rows of teeth

  • Teeth in weird places

  • Too many eyeballs

  • Too big or small eyeballs

  • Eyeballs in weird places

  • Only one eye

  • Glowing eyes

  • Wings

  • Spikes

  • Horns

  • Tail

  • Too many tails

  • Too many heads

  • Snake body

  • Gelatinous blob body

  • Tusks

  • Visible bones

  • Hooks

  • Beak

  • Spines

  • Antennae

  • Scales or other armor

  • Too many arms

  • Too long arms

  • Human-like hands

  • Hands in weird places

  • Snout

  • Suction cups

  • Spiky ball tail

  • Too many legs

  • Really long legs

  • Really short legs

  • Human face

  • Quills

  • Quills that shoot out

  • Knuckle knives

  • Flytrap mouth

  • Scorpion tail

  • Pincers

  • Hair or fur

  • Too smooth / no hair or fur or any skin texture

  • No ears

  • Weird toes

  • Metal exoskeleton

  • Mushroom hat

  • Fire for skin

  • Uncomfortably muscular

  • Feathers

  • Metal feathers

  • Webbing

  • Long neck

  • Pustules

  • Hard shell

  • Thorns

  • Skin frill

  • Unusual skin texture

  • Weird tongue

  • Odd colors

Monster Characteristics

  • Slimy

  • Invisible

  • Enormous

  • Skeletal

  • Tiny or teeny tiny

  • Mid-sized (when it shouldn’t be)

  • Ghostly

  • Smelly

  • Grotesque

  • Super fast

  • Heightened senses of hearing, smell, taste, vision, etc.

  • Floating

  • Tall

  • Flat

  • Flexible

  • Slithery

  • Duplicate

  • One big one and lots of little ones

  • Wriggle

  • Bulbous

  • Slug-like

  • Creepy

  • Blob-like

  • Translucent

  • Rigid

  • Too soft

  • Spidery

  • Skittery

  • Aggressive

  • Able to go places humans can

  • Able to go places humans think are secure

  • Gluttonous or voracious

  • Thief

  • Clammy

  • Sweaty

  • Burning

  • Sanguinary

  • Nauseating

  • Annoying

Things Monsters Can Do

  • Flying

  • Climbing

  • Hiding

  • Poison

  • Venom

  • Neurotoxins

  • Hypnosis

  • Disappear

  • Blood-sucking

  • Strangle

  • Constrict

  • Shapeshift

  • Crawl inside you

  • Erupt from the ground or another thing

  • Disguise itself/camouflage

  • Possess you

  • Consume you

  • Take your mind

  • Scream or make weird or loud noises

  • Make no noise

  • Be difficult or impossible to detect with certain or all senses

  • Spray (ink or poison or acid, for example)

  • Detach its parts from one another

  • Disappear and reappear

  • Dig

  • Jump or hop

  • Swim

  • Sense things humans can’t

  • Hear thoughts

  • Make slime

  • Scratch

  • Suck

  • Morph into something else

  • Mimic

  • Desecrate corpses

  • Violate any basic human moral code

  • Consume things humans need (like air, water, blood, etc.)

  • Use innocuous things as weapons

  • Crawly

  • Explode

  • Suddenly change in size

  • Seem harmless, but then suddenly become not at all harmless

  • Slowly encroach

I could probably come up with a thousand more descriptors, but hopefully, if you’re brainstorming, this will help you figure out what direction you want to go. Below, I’ve included a few monster sketches I did based off of the above lists, so you can see how my Dr. Frankenstein-esque method of hacking together monsters from random parts turns out.

Anyway, happy writing!

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Ariele University: Writing Monsters

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Today I finished up the next book in my fake university program TBR list, called Writing Monsters by Philip Athans. It had some super useful info in it, particularly if you’ve never written monsters before. He also provides significant detail in regards to ideating monsters, world-building, and the actual writing process. In addition, he provides a lot of examples from pop culture and classic literature, so it’s easy to understand exactly what he’s talking about. I would definitely say the book is geared toward beginner writers, or at least, writers who haven’t done much of their own monster ideation before.

For this essay, however, I want to talk about my own thoughts on crafting monsters. I have an entire series on it, after all: Land of Szornyek.

When I first envisioned the Land of Szornyek world, it was from the perspective of a sort of “monster of the week” episodic story structure. I wanted each chapter to feature a new, different, yet equally terrifying monster, and force my character to face off with them over and over and over again.

But the thing is, coming up with monster after monster after monster is hard. I kept a list of “monster features” which included things like: tentacles, too many eyeballs, claws, lizard skin, slime, fluids, aggression, poison, spines, etc. I drew pictures to help keep my imagery straight. I googled artist renditions of their own made-up monsters, and sifted through old-school monster behaviors like zombies (eating brains), vampires (sucking blood), or werewolves (shapeshifting).

I used elements of plot and characterization to invent monsters, asking questions like:

  • Where is my character and where does she need to go, and what can prevent her from getting there?

  • What is my character most afraid of and what kind of monster could manifest that fear?

  • What are my character’s weaknesses and how could a monster exploit those?

  • What is my character trying to achieve, and what is the most difficult possible route she could take towards that goal?

  • What does my character believe is true, and what type of monster could prove that is false?

  • What does my character want to believe, and what kind of monster could disrupt that?

And, when it came right down to it, I used the good, old fashioned delete button a lot. Too boring? Delete. Too cliché? Delete. Too easy? Delete. Too impossible? Delete.

I think monsters offer an interesting tool for writers to expose their readers’ sense of fear, excitement, dread, despair, and disgust. There are a lot of reasons why we don’t want to do certain things in life, or why we might refuse to go near something or someone.

Fear is the most obvious—arachnophobia, claustrophobia, hemophobia, and of course my favorite, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (fear of long words lol).

But monsters don’t always have to be about fear. Monsters can be about adrenaline rushes and excitement, too. We know our character is going to win, but how will they do it, and what will they have to lose in order to survive?

Monsters can be about dread—it’s less about the monster itself, but the reluctance to face our own fears.

Monsters can be about despair—that feeling that all is lost, that there is no hope. And depending on the story, sometimes hope will prevail, but sometimes despair will win out. Even if the character survives the encounter, if they lose too much, if the cost is too great, then we can feel true despair.

Monsters can also be about disgust. We live our lives feeling disgusted—dirt, mold, dirty diapers, excrement, rotten food, people we don’t like, politics, alternative morality and ethics. Even our internal biases are often based around disgust toward people who we don’t understand, who are different than us. Monsters can harness this feeling of disgust as well. Just imagine this word: pustules. There you go—disgust lol.

Experiencing emotions through fiction is one of the easiest ways to practice feeling feelings.

Practice feeling feelings? you ask. Yes. If you practice feeling feelings, you can interrogate them in a safe space, better learn why you have those feelings, and teach yourself to respond to them.

Practice feeling feelings.

While romance can help us practice feel fun feelings like love and desire and arousal, monsters can help us practice difficult feelings, like fear, anger, dread, and disgust.

And that is why they’re so fricking great.

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Ariele University: On Universal Fantasy

The talk of the indie writing world is a book titled 7 Figure Fiction: How To Use Universal Fantasy To Sell Your Book To Anyone by T. Taylor. After seeing several discussions about the concept of “universal fantasies” show up in various writing communities, I decided to read the book to find out what all the fuss was about.

I really have only two negative feelings about the book, which I will share first, so that we can move on and get into the really interesting stuff. The first is the tone of the writing—it’s very salesy, and that approach isn’t my favorite. The second is that I think the idea could have been fleshed out a bit more, and I think a few more concrete definitions would have been useful, though there are a lot of examples, which helps.

That said, I think the concept is really solid, and other versions of it have been talked about in other capacities elsewhere in the writing world. But there is something unique about this particular approach, that I think offers a really valuable way of thinking about storytelling, and that’s what I want to discuss.

First off, let me explain Taylor’s concept of universal fantasy. It’s pretty simple overall, but sometimes difficult to talk about, as it’s closely related to concepts like tropes, human givens, or value propositions.

Essentially, universal fantasies are the specific emotional payouts a reader is looking for in a story. This can be large, like the feeling triggered by the romantic payoff at the end of a romance novel, or small, like a feeling triggered by a sweet moment between two friends forgiving each other somewhere within the narrative. I think the biggest challenge when talking about it is differentiating the concept from a trope, because often the two things seem inseparable. But the way I think of it is that a trope is a narrative tool used to deliver the universal fantasy (or the emotional experience) to the reader.

A universal fantasy can exist outside of a trope, but a trope must deliver the emotional payout or it will fall flat or be perceived as tropey or cliched. One trap a writer can fall into is the assumption that by using a trope, they have automatically delivered the emotional payout, but this is not the case. Alternatively, while tropes are commonly used techniques, a story can still deliver the emotional payout without the use of a trope at all (and that’s how new tropes are invented).

I think the most valuable part of thinking about universal fantasy is that it forces you to consider your reader’s needs in the development of the story. What emotional, experiential value do they get from the story?

And not just in the broad sense, like a happily ever after, or a hero defeating the villain. But in those little moments—what sorts of emotional payouts can you weave into the narrative, that make the reader keep turning the page and feeling the feelings?

One of my favorite universal fantasies that I saw recently was at the end of the new Hawkeye Christmas series. At the very, very end, after the two main characters fight all the bad guys, Kate goes home with Clint, and celebrates Christmas with his family. This universal fantasy—the warmth of accepting strays—is one I love. It’s not the climactic moment of the story. It’s not a budding romance. It’s a very specific sweet, warm, cozy feeling I get anytime I see this type of scene. It’s a universal fantasy.

Real scene at my house, when Kate and Clint are sitting by the ambulance talking after the big fight:

Spouse: I hope she goes home with Hawkeye for Christmas after this.
Me: Me too.

Hawkeye gets out of van. “Are you coming?”
Kate appears.

Spouse: Yes!
We high five.

Universal fantasies can be found everywhere. Take Taylor Swift, for example, the Queen of Universal Fantasies. Every single song she writes is based around at least one major universal fantasy and then has a dozen others woven in. “Shake It Off” has like twenty universal fantasies in it: the annoyance of parents/others expecting you to live up to a particular standard, frustration at the expectations other people have regarding your love life, the ability to keep moving forward and breaking away from other people’s expectations, the freedom of dancing—practically every other line has a universal fantasy in it.

I will say that different people will respond differently to different universal fantasies (yes, I just used the word “different” three… now four times). Not every universal fantasy will resonate with everyone—they’re not literally universal. And some tropes or stories will deliver different emotional experiences from one reader to the next. From the perspective of the writer, there’s no guarantee that your work will create the emotional experience you’re going for. It’s still worth trying, though.

A universal fantasy allows the reader to either say, “Yes! This is what this feeling feels like!” or “Oh, so this is what this feeling feels like!” It allows them to feel the feeling. And it doesn’t always have to be good feelings—it only has to be relatable.

When I think about art, I think of it as a re-creation of … stuff.

A landscape painting is like filtering a landscape through our own minds, and trying to re-create it in paint. A photograph is a re-creation of the subject matter through film or digital technology. Music is a re-creation of sound. Writing is a re-creation of the stuff going on in our heads, or the things we say out loud.

But that’s only at a very surface level. Really, all art is an attempt at re-creating an emotion: the feeling of gazing at a beautiful landscape, or capturing the feeling of the moment with a photo, or trying to describe a specific emotional experience.

And I think the concept of universal fantasy pinpoints that. A universal fantasy is a re-creation of an emotional experience that a lot of people share. And I think writing offers a really special way of sharing those emotions—because we get to implant them directly into the reader’s brain.

At any rate, I think the concept of universal fantasy is really interesting. I find myself looking for them in everything I read, watch, or listen to now that I’ve thought about it a bit, and I’m also noticing the ways in which I incorporate them into my own storytelling.

It’s definitely worth checking out the book, if that’s something you’re interested in. Even if you’re a reader, not a writer, it might help you pinpoint exactly what tastes you have in stories, and help you find more books you know you’re going to love.

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Ariele University: On Writing by Stephen King

If you’ve been following along for any period of time, you’re familiar with my Fake Master’s Degree in Creative Writing and Indie Publishing from Ariele University.

Well, good news! I think I’m going to graduate this year! As such, you’ll probably see a surge of posts about writing as I complete my remaining assignments. You’ll also hear about my thesis project, which is rapidly nearing completion.

Today, I bring you a few, very short thoughts on the book On Writing, by Stephen King.

A Few Thoughts About ON WRITING by Stephen King

For as long as I’ve been involved in the writing community, people have been recommending the book On Writing by Stephen King. It is held up as the ultimate book on writing, due in no small part to the fact that its title is literally On Writing, it is LITERALLY a book on writing. To this end, I resisted reading it for a long time. I was worried that since everyone loved it so much, I would be disappointed.

Eventually, after I started doing a lot of workshops and presentations, I decided I should suck it up and read the stupid book. After the hundredth time someone told me, “You really should read it! It changed my life!” After the thousandth workshop attendee questioned whether I had anything valuable to say because I hadn’t read On Writing by Stephen King. Besides, Stephen King is a legendary writer. It couldn’t be that bad, right?

So I read the book.

I was less disappointed than I thought I would be. The truth be told, I thought the first half of the book was by and large uninteresting, unless you wanted to read a biography (or an auto-biography) of Stephen King’s life. Which, of course, may be quite interesting to some people. But I was looking for useful, practical stuff, and ultimately, King’s rise to fame can likely never be repeated.

(To be fair, he does use the word “memoir” in the title, so that mis-alignment of expectations is on me.)

The second half of the book, however, proved to be a lot more interesting. I liked the switch from the first half, with the break where he talks about how he got hit by a car in the middle of writing the book and it made him reconsider where he had been going with the book to begin with. From that point forward, I found the book educational. I found myself agreeing with him on most issues, though I tend to take a slightly softer stance. For example, when he says that adverbs pave to the road to hell, well, that’s a bit over the top, really. It does explain why everyone in the writing world is so anti-adverbs though.

The thing I disliked the most was the prescriptive attitude, that “THIS is the way to write a book.” I think this is a problem in the writing industry as a whole, however, and I don’t really think that his version of it is worse than anyone else’s. But one day, I’d like to see someone famous write a book called, “You can write however you want: the only rule is that there are no rules.”

Ultimately, I would say that if you are looking for a book that goes in depth into King’s life, and has some helpful writing tidbits in the second half, then this book is for you. If you just want the writing tidbits, skip the first half; if you just want to know more about King, skip the second half.

And if you’re tired of people telling you what to do, skip it entirely.